🏆 The Sleepy Brew Presents: The First Annual “Most Outraged Reader” Contest

Do you doomscroll like it’s an Olympic sport?
Do you get irrationally angry at things you had no opinion about five minutes ago?
Do your relatives avoid you at Thanksgiving because of your Facebook comment section rants?

Congratulations — you might just be the perfect candidate for our Most Outraged Reader Contest.

How It Works

1. Subscribe to The Sleepy Brew newsletter (because we need your email to prove you exist).
2. Send us your best rant about literally anything — award shows, airline peanuts, the metric system, how Target rearranges aisles every two weeks.
3. Sit back and wait to be judged unfairly by a panel of caffeine-addicted editors.

The Prizes

• 🥇 Grand Prize: A $50 Sleepy Brew merch credit to use with our partners at Dead Serious Merch (yes, you can finally buy that “Team Outrage 2025” shirt to scream into the void in style).
• 🥈 Second Place: An exclusive Sleepy Brew mug that makes your coffee taste like justice (or at least burnt bitterness).
• 🥉 Third Place: Eternal bragging rights and a shout-out in our next newsletter.

How to Enter

👉 Subscribe below to join the chaos: