🪐 Uranus in Gemini: Why Your Horoscope Now Says You’re Contractually Obligated to Join Elon’s Galaxy Party
“It’s written in the stars, and also in 14 billion unread X posts.”
By The Sleepy Brew Satirical Astrology Desk July 7, 2025 As the planet Uranus officially enters Gemini this week, astrologers are warning of a sharp uptick in chaotic energy, spontaneous…