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In a stunning turn of events, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has returned to the airwaves after a brief suspension, only to find himself at odds with former President Donald Trump,…
“It’s written in the stars, and also in 14 billion unread X posts.”
By The Sleepy Brew Satirical Astrology Desk July 7, 2025 As the planet Uranus officially enters Gemini this week, astrologers are warning of a sharp uptick in chaotic energy, spontaneous…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold new green initiative announced today, House Democrats unveiled a plan to replace the White House lawn with a 5-acre compost heap—touting benefits like soil…
NAIROBI — On July 7, Kenya’s 35th-anniversary Saba Saba protests—commemorating the 1990 uprising that birthed multiparty democracy—descended into chaos today as police fired tear gas, water cannons, and live rounds at youth…
LONDON — Overnight, Coventry South MP Zarah Sultana shocked the world by resigning from Labour to co-found a new left-wing party with former leader Jeremy Corbyn—leaving many wondering if Labour…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Billionaire technocrat Elon Musk shocked America yesterday by officially registering the “America Party,” a centrist political movement that only accepts new members in Tesla stock—because “freedom tastes…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unintentional show of competence, the U.S. Congress passed a bill late Tuesday while attempting to delay a different one, causing widespread confusion and panic among…